Pheochromocytoma

That awkward moment when you recognize something from a pornvid.

Because all your guy friends are talking about something, you realize you’ve heard of this before, can’t figure out where….

*think*

YES! I saw that too..oooohhhhhh *sudden realization it’s from a porno*

OMG

eleventhdoctor:

i may not be beautiful but at least i know a lot of useless information

snorlaxatives:

can you imagine in like 30 years people saying “i wish my life was like a 2010’s movie” omfg

And you just reminded me that the 80’s are *30*, not *20* years ago… Good morning to, NOT!

dangerhamster:

marblefacade:

its crazy that leonardo da vinci could paint and invent all that stuff and still find time to be a crime fighting turtle

and he was amazing in Titanic

I have discovered a phenomenon. I call it pre-exam blindess.

Me 10 days before major exam, starting a new TV show: Oh my God this is *THE BEST* TV show ever written, produced and acted out. I must watch ALL the seasons at once, I can study later.

Me watching said TV show after exam: Ehm, this is kind of crap....

MOM! GAWD! People are like, watching and stuff!

beatonna:

Jason!

annelehan:

I hate hipsters. Their smug faces, vegan diet, tiny feet & sawdust bedding. No wait. Hamsters. I hate hamsters.

juststarkidding:

thegreenguitar:

why does ‘liking someone’ have to be this big secret?

why doesn’t everyone in the world just make it really clear?

why can’t we make t-shirts with the names of who we crush on?

why don’t we throw pianos at people and yell HELLO YOU ARE VERY ATTRACTIVE SIR

have you tried throwing a piano